"Didn't you say you were on a diet"....
Have your daily laugh-gasm here!
Anonymous asked: you're attractive ;)
Anonymous asked: did u get a nose job?
When no one texts me back.
doesitmakemeabetch: I’m like:
thathilariousasian: gigglingbean: If I drink alcohol I am an alcoholic. If I drink Fanta, am I fantastic?
Me: *waiting to be attractive*
wow unfollowing me is such a turnoff
le-petit-stalker: basedgosh: which horny geologist named this mineral